Lady Gaga is the new Madonna

That's right, I said it. You heard it here first.

Lady Gaga knows exactly who she is (even if we can't figure it out) and what she's doing as far as self promotion. I can get behind that. I'm completely in awe of her Elton John-esque costumes and her Madonna-like attitude. She uses her sexuality to her advantage, (even if she is a bit of a buh-buh-buh-butterface, buh-buh-butterface) AND she is a good musician who writes good music. For you haters out there, I'm sorry but y'all can go take a ride on a disco-stick because I guarantee that Lady Gaga will be around for quite a while.