This, I believe...

Music has the power to change hearts.
Hearts can change minds... and
Minds can change the world.

-Aristotle Dreher
VAEDA

Fun and X GAMES

I saw my friend "Honkey" Lange MCing the Simon Mall Tour outside of the Roosevelt Field Mall yesterday and had a jumpin' good time.

Honkey called me up onto the ramp for one of the crazy BMX stunts. This is where he explains to me that the legendary BMX freestyle cyclist Dave Voelker will attempt to jump clean over my noggin. I'm sure they had to account for the extra inches of fro. The following is a frame by frame Zapruder Film analysis of The Lord Dave Voelker trimming my fro.

This was absolutely insane! These guys are out of their minds when it comes to doing freestyle stunts! Not too many people can say that they've been jumped over by the legendary BMX freestyle biker Dave Voelker. It's a charmed life.

Paula Ab-Fool!

Paula Abdul has decided not to come back to American Idol this upcoming season. I must admit, she definitely adds to the entertainment value of the show with her incoherent psychobabble. She's the Anti-Simon in that her critiques make no sense and they are way too nice.

I predict that she will somehow find her way back to the show... at least I hope she does. If the producers know what's good for the show, they'll give her a nice big fat raise.

Jon & Kate plus HATE!

Douche...

with a capitol BAG!

Seriously, looking at Jon Gosselin one automatically thinks "what a prime specimen of humanity, we need more people like this to populate the future, get this guy to procreate!"

Is it not apparent that a parent he is not?

It sort of reminds me of the movie Idiocracy, where only stupid people keep reproducing giving way to a future of retarded people.

I'm not really sure of the appeal of this popular TLC show, or even why Jon & Kate Gosselin decided to have 8 children all at once. Jon is off jetsetting with other women while Kate is at home potty training 8 babies. I guess the world always needs a new K-Fed, but in this scenario J-Gos is playing more of a Brittany Spears role.

Lady Gaga is the new Madonna

That's right, I said it. You heard it here first.

Lady Gaga knows exactly who she is (even if we can't figure it out) and what she's doing as far as self promotion. I can get behind that. I'm completely in awe of her Elton John-esque costumes and her Madonna-like attitude. She uses her sexuality to her advantage, (even if she is a bit of a buh-buh-buh-butterface, buh-buh-butterface) AND she is a good musician who writes good music. For you haters out there, I'm sorry but y'all can go take a ride on a disco-stick because I guarantee that Lady Gaga will be around for quite a while.