If you measure Kim Kardashian's booty with a tape measure, you come up with a number higher than her IQ.
Elizabeth Hasselbeck is the funniest person on The View, even though she doesn't know it.
Miss California Carrie Prejean is a primary example of someone who exercises freedumb of speech.
If Chad Michael Murray were to get into a boxing match with a brick... I'm sure Chad would get a few good punches in, but the brick would win on strategy.
******* TOTAL REVERSAL! *******
Strike that, reverse it! Lady Gaga makes crafty pop music and is a genius self promoter, but there is no getting around the fact that she's a buh-buh-buh-butterface, buh-buh-butterface... (That's so mean, I know... my apologies... too bad she can't apologize for her face. Sorry!)
