Caine came and went...

(RIP Caine)

David Carradine died from an apparent act of auto-erotic asphixiation in Bangkok, Thailand last week. Well, if you're gonna go, you might as well go out with a smile on your face!

Carradine was best known for his roles as Caine in Kung Fu, and the bad ass Bill in the Kill Bill movies. He'll now be best known for he liked to do in Bangkok hotel rooms.

What completely blows my mind is not the fact that he was found dead in a Bankok hotel room with his hands bound behind his back while wearing a wig, high heels and stockings... it's the fact that David Carradine was the older paternal half-brother of Robert Carradine of Revenge of the Nerds fame!

Who knew????

iPhone, uPhone, we all Phone for iPhone.

(iPhone has everything AND the kitchen sink...)

The new iPhone just came out and it's getting harder and harder to resist! I'd love to get one but Verizon refuses to carry the iPhone. Rumor has it, Verizon wants more control over the software, and wouldn't allow application downloads. WTF?

A Nosebleed gets a nosebleed...

I feel bad for Brett Michaels even though he is a great big frothing douche bag. It doesn't mean he deserves a whack on the head like the one he got at the Tony Awards last night. I heard he broke his nose... oofah! Poor guy.

I can't stand the hysterical histrionic display that is the Tony Awards. Obviously I am biased because of my extreme aversion to any sort of spontaneous eruption of singing coupled with dancing. This show is hours and hours of people just telling each other what seems like a bunch of inside jokes, because I just don't get it.

Perhaps the curtain should have dropped on the heads of anyone watching this stuff...

Billy Sheehan

Open Sesame

Just got booked to do a taping for Sesame Street! How cool is that?!! I am looking forward to hanging out with Muppets. It's been a life long dream!

Children and Muppets are so much less complicated and a lot more pure than most of the adults I've had to deal with in this life.

Conan the King

Finally, the Tonight Show is watchable once more! After suffering 17 years of Jay Leno's whiny voiced ass kissing douchbaggery - we are now graced with a new, far superior host.

The Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien premiered last night and overall I'd say it was a pretty good first show... not the greatest, but way more entertaining than Jay Leno ever was.

Andy Richter has returned after leaving Late Night several years ago, now in a new role as announcer and smiley sycophantic sidekick. They obviously have an excellent creative comic chemistry that translates well on television.

I'm looking forward to watching and seeing Conan crush.

Good Luck Conan!

Bruno and Eminem at the MTV Movie Awards

Hands down the best moment of the show...

(Real or What's the Deal?)

Sacha Baron Cohen as Bruno, came down from the rafters to land with his ass in Eminem's face at the MTV movie awards. I tend to think that Eminem would have had a much more violent reaction were he not expecting this.

Then again, Eminem and his enterage stormed out of the venue looking quite disturbed. I couldn't stop laughing!